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“Anything fits if you try hard enough”
—"Cards Against Humanity"

BigJigglyPanda is a gaming YouTuber closely associated with the "Vanoss Crew". He is best known for his high-pitched, wheezing laugh, his exploding rage as well as his weird and twisted sense of humor, often coming out of nowhere. He is considered the underdog of the crew as he often ranked bottom on the scoreboard in most games.

His Garry's Mod character is a man wearing nothing but a pair of sandals, underpants and a panda hat, referred to as the "Homeless Man". He would occasionally add some attires such as wristbands on the character.

YouTube career

Panda created his channel in November 2010, originally going by the name I ARE PANDA, but it wasn't until a year later where he would start uploading videos. His early videos mainly consisted of Call of Duty and Happy Wheels. He would collaborate with other YouTubers, including Gassy Mexican and Rowtendo. Around this point, he later changed his channel name to BigJigglyPanda.

Panda, along with I AM WILDCAT (whom Panda once played with for a MW3 video) and Moo Snuckel, received a message from VanossGaming to collaborate and make videos together and form a "crew". Since then, he commonly appears in Vanoss' videos, along with others.

On April 6, 2018, while at PAX East, Panda surpassed the one million subscribers milestone.

Channel

He uploads at least one video a day. The videos vary, whether it be a "Funny Moments with Friends" or a "Pokémon Unboxing". His videos usually go on for at least over 10 minutes, sometimes longer.

Games Played

  • Blood & Bacon
  • Brainbread 2
  • Call of Duty
  • Cards Against Humanity
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Dream Rivers
  • Dream Rivers 2
  • Far Cry 5
  • For Honor
  • Gang Beast
  • Getting Over It (With Bennett Foddy)
  • Ghost in the Shell: First Assault
  • Ghost Recon Wildlands
  • Gmod Deathrun
  • Gmod Prop Hunt
  • Gmod Guess Who
  • Gmod Hide and Seek
  • Golf With Your Friends
  • Golf It
  • Google Feud
  • GTA 5
  • GTA 5 Tron
  • Happy Wheels
  • Higher/Lower
  • Katana Land
  • Klepto
  • Mario Kart 8
  • Mount your Friends
  • Omnibus
  • Pokémon Crystal Version
  • Prey
  • PWND
  • Shell Shock Live
  • Sniper Elite 3
  • Steep
  • Super Bomberman R
  • Tower Unite
  • The Crew
  • Uno
  • Watch Dogs 2
  • Would You Rather?

Quotes

Cards Against Humanity

Anthony: It's gotta be Hitler's dick!
Anthony: I don't know with which weapon World War III will be fought, but World War Phor (pronounced /fɨɔ/)...
Anthony: "What's my secret power?" "Rubbing my hand further and further up her thigh"...until I'm fucking elbow deep!
Craig: (laughs) It just keeps going!
Anthony: We were playing a game of Chicken, and she never said 'chicken', so now I'm up to my fucking 12th knuckle. (chuckles) I'm so up there I'm using her mouth like a puppet!
Anthony: (singing) Pedos in Speedos, down by the beach. Pedos in Speedos, watch where they reach! They gonna take your kids, they gonna fuck 'em t'night! They gonna take your kids, they gonna treat them right!
Anthony: "Sorry, I just dropped my cum dumpster."
Craig: Nice.
Tyler: Yeah, I'll pick her back up at 9.
Anthony: (laughs) That's awfully late for daycare center to be open. (laughs even harder)
Anthony: (answering Nogla's question about "facing the fear of clowns by raping one") Look, you understand that the only reason why I'm here, so that I can fuck this clown, so that you'll be like 'Wow, this clown is really submissive and takes some good ass dick!' So that way, you don't have to. Right? I mean you get that, right? I'm doing this for you, Nogla! I'm balls deep in fucking Ronald McDonald right now, cause you're afraid of him! Do you know what McDonald's arches are shaped after? Ronald, after I FUCKED DAT ASS UP!
Anthony: (joins in the middle of a Cards game where everyone was talking about "cumming in one's own mouth") Picture it; LittleJigglyPanda, approximately 12-14 years old. I don't know, it doesn't matter. I'd been on a week long camping trip with my fellow brother, and then got home and was eager to have a quick wank. And it happened so quickly and with such velocity, that before I knew it, I had busted a nut on my own forehead! Truth to be told, one of the best nuts I ever had.
Anthony: Are you fuckin' a bird, Jay?
Anthony: What did you say about an ASMR assault rifle?
Anthony: Public service announcement: if you jerk off 25 times a day, it is that bad. Your dick's gonna look like a hot dog that someone put in the microwave for 12 minutes. It's like, all split and burst at the ends and shit.
Anthony's card: James was a lonely boy, but when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend, Anne Frank.
Anthony's card: As wonderful as an alternate universe where Donald Trump doesn't have autism would be, we all know it would never happen.
Anthony's card: When I walked into a KKK meeting, I saw Donald Trump actually winning the election.
Anthony's card: Turns out that Auschwitz-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
Anthony's cards: Why am I banned from the daycare center? Well, I, uh, fuck kids.
[after googling the "Moby Huge"]
Anthony: Oh my god, it's a three foot tall dildo! What the fuck?! It's real! There's a bitch posing next to it and it looks like a dwarf! IT'S $500!!
[discussing a white card that reads "Sun-burnt cock".]
Terroriser: I wonder what that would be like, a sun-burnt cock.
Anthony: Fucking miserable, but you get to rub aloe all over your dick all day.
[Anthony is the Card Czar]
Anthony: "Cassie, why is your vagina loose?" I heard Cassie put a whole fucking watermelon up there last week. She spit the seeds back out like a fucking Tommy gun. And do you know what the crazy thing was? It was a seedless watermelon!

Garry's Mod

[Anthony falls through the ceiling]
Anthony: The room has an anus, and I am the poop.
Anthony: Wife? I don't have a wife. I've got a cardboard box and some drugs.
[One of Anthony's title card openings]
Anthony:: It's Horroween's Eve, you're in for a fright. There is a good chance Panda shits his pants tonight.
Anthony: Trick or treat. Smell my feet. I died in the girls' locker room squeezing my teets.

Golf

[Anthony misses a hole-in-one by an inch]
Anthony: (smashes desk like a heavy metal drummer) AHHHH! THIS CAN"T BE FUCKING REAL!!! FUUUCK!!!
[Nogla states the obvious in a golf session]
Anthony: Thanks Einstein! Shut the fuck up!
Anthony: Why did they make this a guessing game?! Is this golf or Guess Who?!
Anthony: It's like that fine line when you're beating off, but you can't pull too hard, otherwise you might rip your stalk off like a fresh piece of fuckin' celery.
Anthony: I'mma start listing things that are more enjoyable than this one. 1; Masturbating with sand paper. 2; Watching dudes (bounces off the course) FUUUUCK!!!
Anthony: (to Evan) Well, we meet again, Yellow Man...Wait, hold on a second, that's racist. I'm sorry!
Marcel: One of these player's is not like the others. One of these players just isn't the same.
Anthony: Yeah, yours is black.
[Marcel, SMii7Y, Scotty and Anthony all start laughing]
Anthony: I'm sorry! I meant that you have an afro.
Anthony: WHO DESIGNED THIS?! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!!
Anthony: Is Taco Bell on Doordash?

Mario Kart

[After finishing the race, Nogla notices Anthony at 10th place]
Nogla: ANTHONY! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Anthony: FUCK YOU CUNT!! DON"T FUCKIN' START WITH ME ALREADY, YOU POTATO FAGGOT!!!
[Wildcat and Nogla taunt Anthony for being in last place in Mario Kart]
Anthony: You guys laugh with me then wonder why I fucking fuck with you. Because your floppy cunt pussies, and I hope you suffer while you sleep!

Higher/Lower

Craig: So I got Bushmills, and I tried to screw off the logo, but it didn't work very well.
Anthony: (chuckles) You know what? I've got some Black Bush distillery thirty minutes from my house as well.
[both start laughing]
Anthony: How does that Black Bush taste?
Craig: Honestly? Incredi-
Anthony: (interrupts) Fishy?
[Craig leaves the room while Anthony laughs]
Anthony: I disgust myself! (continues laughing)
Craig: I don't know if people search "lent" because I feel like Christianity is very, like, 'word of mouth' type of thing where people just know it if they go to church like "Hey! Lent is a thing where..."
Anthony: Well, if you're a young boy and you go to a Catholic church, that priest is all about 'word of mouth'.
[awkward silence]
Anthony: I'm gonna leave now.
[Anthony leaves seat and laughs hysterically off-screen while Craig face palms]
Anthony: Look at that rollercoaster back there. Looks like a giant cater-chipola-cheppo-chappoler.
Craig: What the fuck did you just try and say?
Anthony: Caterpillar.
Anthony: That pug looks like Neil deGrasse Tyson!
[Craig and Anthony start laughing]
Craig: You're not wrong! (calms down) Okay, it's gotta be lower. It's gotta be lower. That pug is-
Anthony: (interrupts) Neil puGrasse Tyson!
[Craig and Anthony burst out laughing]
Anthony: Penis be with you. And also with you! (bursts out laughing)
Anthony: Tiananmen Square? No one's cared about that place since everyone got shot there! Lower!

GTA V

Anthony: Ever feeling hungry? Are you a poor college kid? Why not just slurp on your own hair? You could be like Marilyn Manson and uninstall two ribs and slurp on your own cock!

Hand Simulator

[Somehow kills himself and corpse-launches]
Anthony: WHAAAAT?! WHAAAAAT?! WHERE AM I GOIIIING?!! (screams like a woman) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [laughs and wheezes uncontrollably]

Will You Press The Button

[talking about becoming immortal, but you can only eat bacon after]

Anthony: I like how these people are just like "there is no downside." Uh, except for dying of a heart attack because your blood is so fucking thick it's like pumping jelly through a fuckin' straw. That's what your heart would have to do to your blood. It's nothing but fat and salt.

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Trivia

  • He was born with flat feet, but had surgery to fix it to create arches on both feet.
  • Panda used to live in Florida (Parrish, then Bradenton) before moving back to his hometown where he currently resides.
  • Although this is unconfirmed, it is said that he has a twin brother.
  • He makes $1.2k - $19.2k monthly and $14.4k - $231.4k yearly (estimated).
  • Panda used to be a smoker and is either currently quitting by using a e-cig, or has quitted completely.
  • He is currently dating a girl named Melina Perez, who has appeared in some of his social media posts. He used to use her account to play Mario Kart until eventually getting his own account.
  • He has 5 tattoos on his left arm;
    • A panda on his left shoulder/bicep. The reason he got is because of his love of pandas and saying that "it's sort of my peace creature." He states this because the tattoo is a reminder to try to calm down (like a panda, since they are known to be lazy and relaxed) whenever he gets uppity or mad.
    • A tattoo of Moby Dick below the panda tattoo.
    • A tattoo of an Alchemy Index symbol from the Thrice album The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II, located on his left forearm. He says that the symbol means a lot to him because the album got him through "one of the worst years of my life" and got the tattoo of the symbol as a homage.
    • A lighthouse, above the Alchemy Index symbol.
    • A sinking ship, which is tributed to his grandfather, who was in the U.S. Navy. He got it to memoralize him, since Panda was close to him for the first seven years of his life.
  • In one of the videos with Online Drawing Game, he was shown to be terrible at explaining a simple word "bite".
  • At one point, he is thought to be H20 Delirious' next door neighbor. Although this isn't confirmed, it is most unlikely to be true, because if he were Delirious' neighbour, he would most likely have seen his face, which he said he hasn't.
  • During recording of Super Bomberman for the Switch[1], he smashed the screen of a nearby TV in his room in rage. He later shows the damaged TV at the end of the video (plus a tweet).
  • He seems to be an avid fan of Pokémon, and has uploaded numerous videos of opening boxed sets and booster sets for the card game.
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