John, also known as Kryoz (formerly "KryozGaming") is an American YouTube gamer who often collaborates with other YouTubers such as Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, and SMii7Y.


  • "My math is suck" (CS:GO)
  • "It's just a common joke when someone talks about anime. That's always brought up. So I jerked off to it." (Cards Against Humanity, talking about Boku no Pico. Don't look that up. Or do. Whatever you want.)
  • "I love the way you vape." (Cards Against Humanity, after taking a huge rip on his vape)
  • "I hope you fucking die..." (UNO, after being +4'd)
  • "Ohm keeps regenerating breath and spewing bullshit out of his fucking mouth!" (Shellshock Live, after Ohm told him off)
  • "There's too many greens there. It's reminding me of weed, and I don't sin anymore." (UNO)
  • "Sorry Nogla. Just kidding, not sorry. Fuck yourself. Cunt." (UNO)
  • "Yeah, you took one for the team, and you're gonna take my fucking COCK IN YOUR ASS!" (UNO)
  • "Can you stop talking while I'm trying to jerk off, Eli?" (CS:GO)
  • "I knew I jerked off to you last night." (Rainbow 6: Siege)
  • "You helped me better myself, but I still despise you and never wanna see you again" (One of his Fortnite video titles)
  • "It's so hard to drive when I'm high on fuckin vape clouds, dude." (Vaping Simulator)
  • "I'm gonna cum in my own mouth." (???)
  • "Is this what Jesus felt like when he masturbated for the first time with, like, the hole in his hand?" (CS:GO)
  • Nogla: "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Kryoz: "No, I kiss my dad, I ain't gay." (UNO)
  • "Guys, can we not get back into this bullshit? You're both pissing me off, and I'm honestly three seconds away from shoving my dick in both your fuckin' mouths!" (Fortnite)


  • He once vaped so hard on stream he passed out.

Games Played Edit

  • CS:GO
  • Poly Bridge
  • Rainbow 6: Siege
  • Fortnite
  • Stick Fight
  • Cards Against Humanity
  • Golf It
  • UNO
  • Shellshock Live
  • PUBG
  • Human Fall Flat
  • Vaping Simulator
  • Hand Simulator