The Vanoss Crew have all at some point played as superheroes. Below is a list of their double identities and special abilities.
- Ability to look constipated 24/7.
- Can spawn piles of German parachutes out of thin air.
- Never ending cigarette.
- Bat Mobile
- Wears really dark outfits during day.
- Wears really bright outfits during night.
- Circuitous logic that usually turns simple tasks into complicated messes.
- Brute force delivered by his notorious Thunder Cookies.
- Can summon rain on rainy days.
- Forgets his teammates and his own names.
- Arrives late to everything (though it proved to be useful one time).
Wrk The Boy Wonder
- Always manages to conjure a jerry can from out of nowhere.
- He can also swap his paperbag hats at the speed of a late-night diarrhea run.
- Can pause time to go and get some yoghurt or banana. But can only choose one.